The Briers has nine bedrooms across two floors, and every one of them has its own bathroom. Nobody shares, and nobody ends up on a sofa bed.
Two ground-floor rooms have king-size beds and walk-in showers, with no stairs to climb. Two more are family rooms with a double and bunk beds, sleeping four apiece. There are two twins, a double with a single, and two further kings — one of them newly decorated with a freestanding bath beside the bed.
Take the whole house at a weekend and all nine are yours, sleeping up to 23. Midweek they are sold individually from £80 a night, with a door code sent to you on the morning you arrive.